We Get Mail!

We get mail. Usually it's bills and the occasional flyer for vent cleaning but every now and again someone takes the time to write and say something about our writing, our blog or the grafitti we leve on bathroom walls.

Dear Old Fart Lori,

I really enjoyed your recent novel, The Devil Only Wears Pink, but was wondering why did you choose to put The Prince of Lies in crinoline and not a nice taffetta?

Signed, Curious

Dear Curious,

what a brilliant question.

The reason behind my decision was simple: I don't know how to spell tafeta tafetta taffetta.

Lori

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Dear Old Fart Lori,

I heard a rumor that George Clooney was your imaginary husband but you wee seen at a WWE event, trying to lick wrestler's abs. What's up with that, huh?

Signed, Also Curious

Dear Curious,

what a brilliant question.

Have you seen George Clooney without a shirt? Have you seen John Cena without a shirt? Let's just say that even George would lick Cena's abs.

Lori

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Dear Old Fart Lori,

Does Carolyn really exist?

Signed, Curiouser and Curiouser


Dear Curiouser,

no.

Lori

So that's just a sampling of some of our mail. Thanks for visiting: don't be afraid to leave a comment on someone else's blog.